so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
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She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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