Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
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went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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