I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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