People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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