My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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