So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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