I bet he comes in French.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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