How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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