There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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