i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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