i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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