my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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