Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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