: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Blood and glitter go together right?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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