Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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