There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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