Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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