the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Randomize
