Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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