Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
