I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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