My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
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Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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