There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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