do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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