Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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