we have officially lost it.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
