if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
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