I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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