i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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