well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
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There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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