Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Is it penis luge time yet?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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