you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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