Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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