Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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