I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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