after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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