hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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