Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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