How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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