I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
porn star boner night. come get it.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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