Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
