she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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