You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
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I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
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What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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