do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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