My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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