just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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they're like a gay fantastic four
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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