How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I don't think brook has ever known best
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
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