About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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