Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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