I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
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I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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