yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
and she was petting her beer can
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
It's never too late to be topless.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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