I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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