do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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