Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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