I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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