No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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